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Tob

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Donnerstag, 30. September 2010, 23:22

Netzfundstück der Woche

Heute auf Arbeit zugeschickt bekommen - man beachte die Produktbeschreibung :D
http://cgi.ebay.de/BIG-BOBBY-CAR-Sportle…E-/170544530212
Beim letzten Ton des Zeitzeichens ist es 6 Uhr und 30 Minuten ...
empfundene Uhrzeit: 4 Uhr und 15 Minuten ...

Ingame auch "Tob.ug" genannt :)
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Freitag, 1. Oktober 2010, 09:33

*Lachtränen wegwisch* Sowas bitte öfter! Das ist so ... so... klasse! *schnief*
Danke schön!! *freu*

:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Freitag, 1. Oktober 2010, 12:37

:D :D :D :D :D
Ich schmeis mich weg.
Wie geil ist das denn :thumbsup:
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Freitag, 1. Oktober 2010, 15:44

:D :D :D 1A!!!!
Gern immer wieder!
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Tob

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Dienstag, 12. Oktober 2010, 17:27

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"




Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time,"Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
Beim letzten Ton des Zeitzeichens ist es 6 Uhr und 30 Minuten ...
empfundene Uhrzeit: 4 Uhr und 15 Minuten ...

Ingame auch "Tob.ug" genannt :)
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Dienstag, 12. Oktober 2010, 18:14

röffel selten so gelacht
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